film practice

I'm sorry.

I think you're in my seat.

Come on, pal. I'm already settled in here. Can't you sit somewhere else?

You're supposed to sit in the seat they assigned you.

Nobody cares. Just sit in the seat

I'm supposed to sit in.

Excuse me. This seat's available.

Okay. Thank you.

You're very welcome.

No air.

That's too bad, huh?

You're on my side of the armrest.

We're not gonna have problems,

are we?

No.

I'm wetting my Jockeys here.

You gotta get a load of this, keed.

I mean, you like comedies?

I just haven't been sleeping a lot lately so I was trying to catch some...

Look at this actress here.

What is your position on breast implants?

This guy.

I can just watch the movie with you.

Excuse me.

-Could I get a headset?

-Certainly.

Thank you.

Probably make out

with my next boyfriend.

Oh, my God, it was disgusting.

Miss?

I'll be right there, sir.

Where's your headset?

She's busy right now, but it's coming.

For crying out loud. You're missing important plot points.

Ma'am?

Could you give me a second, sir?

Excuse me.

Could I maybe get that headset, please?

-Do not raise your voice to me, sir.

-I wasn't raising my voice.

Just calm down.

I am calm.

I just want my headset.

Our country is going through

a difficult time now.

If you won't cooperate--

I don't know where a headset ties into patriotism.

Is there a problem here, sir?

I don't think so.

Can you come to the back with me so we can have a talk?

A talk about what?

There's not a problem.

-The stewardess just keeps--

-Flight attendant.

The flight attendant keeps

ignoring me when--

Calm down.

I am calm.

What is it with you people?

"You people"?

Now wait a minute.

I don't mean you people.

I mean you people.

I will not tolerate any racist behavior on the plane.

This is a difficult time for our country.

I'm not a racist.

I just want to watch the movie.

I'm only going to say this one more time, sir. Calm down.

I'm calm!